my black eye? dracula, where's leatherface? sucking off frankenstein? i like candy.

 
fetish!

hello blogland! the guys over at cracked have compiled a list of some of the greatest fetishes in the world! i'm sure most of you readers have one if not all of these predilictions, but it's good to see that others are right there with you in the same boat! take a clickety click and see for yourselves.
posted by scarnsworth at 6:18 PM

 
HEY EVERYONE IN BLOGLAND! I'M BACK!!


posted by scarnsworth at 7:46 AM

 

Super Dave ruled!
posted by kenniebloggins at 12:33 AM

 
More costume ideas, continued...
AA: Raver!!!!
BB: Crockett from Miami Vice
CC: Member of Brokencyde
DD: The cover of The Catcher in The Rye
EE:A raw oyster
FF: an Amazing!
gg: Sherlock Holmes


I'm leaning in the direction of Shriner or Raver, to be quite honest.
posted by kenniebloggins at 12:23 AM

 
My keys were lost for about an hour this evening. Missed the gym because they were hiding under a t-shirt. I did discover what lurk beneath my sofa cushion is horror movie worthy, though. So, I guess the search was a bit fruitful. I need to be more excited about Halloween. I still haven't decided upon a costume, though I was sold on the idea of dressing as a Shriner for a while. Here are a few costume ideas. Please help me decide which to choose.
A: A Shriner
B: Chuckie
C: A can of Miller Lite
D: A bottle of Thousand Island dressing
E: A Cheeseburger
F: Uncle Jessie from Full House
G: Paul Blart Mall Cop
H: The Hamburglar, again
I: Jack Nicholson from Wolf
J: Bear Bryant
K: Jar Jar Binx
L: A chicken wing
m: A Hooters girl
n: A quaalude
o: Nature Boy Ric Flair
p: That little kid from Let the Right One In (the boy)
q: Richie Tennenbaum
R: The Shoney's Big Boy
S: The little girl from Poltergeist
T: A California Raisin
U: Santa Claus
V: That nerdy kid from The Gate
w: Wasabi
x: Qbert
Y: Jello
Z: Chet at the end of Weird Science
posted by kenniebloggins at 10:48 PM

 
Blair Witch 2, essentially...
Paranormal (Activity) was pretty awesome, but it basically relies on the same formula of waiting for scary things to happen that Blair Witch Project did. However, more scary things do happen and the ending is awesome. I imagine the movie cost like 5k to make and has already grossed 20 plus million. Go see it for realz.

Watched The Strangers again with my friend last night. It was better the second viewing, but still annoyed me because it furthers the stereotype that white people are always up for investigating a problem when the motherfuckers should be fleeing like hell.
Ditto for the boyfriend in Paranormal (Activity). Douchebag got what he deserved.

I'm all about some scary shit right now, for it is the season for such things. Apparently there is a haunted bridge close to my house. Contemplating a drive out there to witness the ghost kid riding a bike or the hanged black dude or the dead woman in the flowing gown. If there are any takers (i.e. Smoggo) just let me know...
posted by kenniebloggins at 5:34 PM

 
Y'all can't block this shine!


Shout outs to V103 and Dehumid's facebook for already dropping this one for my listenin' pleasure. This is another great one from Sir Lucious Leftfoot with some Gucci tossed in, cuz you know, it's all about Gucci in 2009.
Aye!

And weather doesn't only happen in Ga...




Also, it's been a great couple of weeks spending a few days in New Orleans with the friend and a couple in Atl. Headed back to work this week with visions of top-tier teaching, especially after a new co-worker told me and the dept head that "they actually read in her class," thus implying that my class, which encounters three times the literature that her class reads and is three units ahead of hers, doesn't really read. Well, this week we tackled a few sonnets, (Petrarch, Shakespeare, Ronsard), Boccacio's "The Tale of the Falcon," and excerpts from Don Quixote, which kind of blew their minds and bored some students into submission. Good times, though. Here is a rundown of some awesomeness encountered during Fall Break '09.
A: Neil Hamburger, Elf Power, Elf Power and Vic Chesnutt, Scott Spillane and Nana Grizol at Orange Twin: This was the best of Neil Hamburger, to say the least. Perfect weather, combined with drunkenness and rockin shows hearkening back to the late 1990s made for an awesome evening.
B: Sauce's wedding at the VFW in Athens. This was the first Fall wedding I've ever attended during which football watching was allowed at the bar. The Athens VFW rules, both as a wedding venue and in general, and the wedding itself, replete with heartfelt, emotional toasts, was a totally badass event. Also, the pork sliders were beyond exceptional. Congrats to Sauce and Anna.
C: Not the ride to New Orleans. Rain for 5 hours of an 8 hour trip sucks. Eating at DQ on the way did not, but the Pumpkin Pie Blizzard was a bit much for my taste.
d: Olivier's on Decatur Street in New Orleans. This may now be my favorite restaurant in the world. Amazing Creole food. We ate their twice for lunch and it was the only restaurant that I remembered from my last visit.
e: Cafe Du Monde: I know this is the touristy shit, but it seems that New Orleans will point you in a direction to tear it up, regardless of whether it is coffee or Hurricanes. Seriously, the stereotypical coffee and beignets is so worth a visit that it's like you haven't been there if you don't do the damn thing.
f: Hustler Club: J/K LOLZ
g: Big fuck you to the parking lot on the corner!
h: Big ups to Harrahs for letting peeps park for free just for getting a card and playing for 30 minutes. Great deal for a city with a tough parking situation.
i: Pat O Brien's. Obviously, it's the most famous bar in New Orleans. Also, it is just fucking cool. I wasn't into the crowd at the piano bar, though. Looked like they all stepped off a cruise ship.
j: Mollys!
k: The little deli/cafe on Royal Street that totally bucked the New Orleans vibe and serves awesome comfort food. Can't remember the actual name, but we ate there twice.
l: Chartres House restaurant: Really cool bartenders, good food, according to my travel compainion "the best bloody mary ever."
m: My new jacket and shoes at the New Orleans Urban Outfitters. Bot are school colors.
n: Finally finding Frenchman Street. Really awesome street that seems like it is where the service industry/musicians hang out. Could be anywhere, but way cooler because it's New Orleans.
o: The Saints: Man, when you step foot in New Orleans, it's like you just got pulled into a bro hug with Drew Brees and Reggie Bush and Charles Grant just ordered the party. They love the Saints to no end, and, kind of dislike Atl., due to the rivalry. If I was not a Falcons fan, I would totally pull for the Saints. I wanna go to the game at the Dome in December,,,
p: Last weekend, witnessed the Little 5 Points Halloween Parade. Total Suckass except for the North Atlanta HS marching band. totally un-kid-friendly, which defeats the purpose of parades.
q: First Dekalb Flea Market experience: Honestly, my mind was blown by this adventure. I will be a repeat customer.
r: Saw Where the Wild Things Are: I agree with the criticisms that this is not a kids movie, but I really enjoyed it. Probably could have left Dave Eggers out of the mix, though no hatred is thrust upon Mr. Memoir from Sir Bloggins. Just sayin...
S: Purchased New Orleans Funk Vol. 2 (Soul Jazz) after my trip. OMG!!!!!!
T: The Tide just continues to roll. I just wanna fucking give Mark Ingram a hug. Shout out to Mark Barron, too. The defense just keeps on lookin' awesome.
u: I had a dozen raw oysters, a big bowl of lobster bisque, a pbr tall boy and a Caesar salad at the Steamhouse Pub On West Peachtree yesterday. Bill was under $20 and everything was great.
v: I think I may be a Shriner for Halloween.
sinc,
bloggins, gent.
q:
posted by kenniebloggins at 10:27 PM

 

Waka Flocka Flame!
FLOCKA!!!

And here's what the cool kids down South listen to...

Travis Porter are straight catchy, to say the least.
posted by kenniebloggins at 11:51 PM

 

So whatever happened to Future Man?
posted by kenniebloggins at 9:52 PM

 
Overheard while walking

Little kid from porch: Hey, old man, hey guy, hey you.
I turn around and glance.
Little kid: That's right old man, hey you...
posted by kenniebloggins at 1:47 PM

 
A few random notes:

A: I think Entourage is doing a semi-swan dive this season. I still watch, but it's neither as fun or as interesting as it was in seasons past.
b: I spent last week with my residence under a flood watch of sorts. The lofts in which I dwell were featured prominently on Anderson Cooper's CNN show after the river peaked at 22 feet or some shit. The supposedly correct term is "crested" but I'll just use the layman's term "peaked."
C: Spent the first portion of last week hung over and with some sort of non hangover related stomach ailment. Wednesday, we didn't have work due to flooding, and I injured my bicep at the gym while doing pullups. Friday, I woke up with a sore throat and spent the weekend with a sinus infection. Minus about 6 hours on Wednesday, this is the best I've felt in 8 or so days.
D: Got a ticket last Wednesday during my day off for not wearing my seatbelt. I was six blocks from my house. HORSE SHIT!
E: I'm trying to find the part of last week's Entouragee episode where the Still Flyin' song is playing? Any help will be greatly appreciated.
F: I broke down Saturday and bought an LG 47-inch flat screen. Had to return the first one due to manufacturer's defect, and with the help of Smoggo, I was able to have it all set up yesterday. So far, I am pleased, to say the least.
G: The Tide be rollin'.
(to be continued)...
sinc,
bloggins, gent.
posted by kenniebloggins at 8:39 PM

 

This weekend was another one for the annals to say the least. Probably a lil too much drinking and socialization with the homies overload for two plus days, but it was awesome. Enjoy the Masters like it's 2000, but my overall constitution definitely tells me it's not 2000 any more.
posted by kenniebloggins at 5:59 PM

 

Solid B ( A for violence)!
posted by kenniebloggins at 5:53 PM

 
i remember your excitement
choosing pictures for your wall
and now you see them all so often
you hardly see them at all.
posted by scarnsworth at 3:00 AM

 
legalize life


posted by scarnsworth at 3:45 PM

 
it's hard to think.
posted by scarnsworth at 8:44 PM

 
Sometimes it's time to melt into whateverness, and sometimes it's time for SWV. And that time is nigh!

posted by kenniebloggins at 10:42 PM

 
Should I be weirded out by the fact that, several times since living in my current abode, when purchasing alcohol at local convenient stores, Indian clerks who happen to be males in their 20s always comment on either how young or "in shape" I look after I show them my i.d.?
posted by kenniebloggins at 11:28 PM

 
fuck squid vs. whale - how bout octopus vs. shark!


posted by scarnsworth at 6:29 PM

 

Ominous Music Heard Throughout U.S. Sends Nation Into Panic
posted by scarnsworth at 9:45 PM

 
Getting punched in the gut by a 55-year old co-worker isn't really the best way to start the Friday before Labor Day.
posted by kenniebloggins at 4:24 PM

 
it gets no better than this

i started a new job and have been working 12/13 hour days 6 days a week for the past 3-4 weeks. tomorrow is the do-or-die day and no one is prepared, and on the eve of it all i've been handed an assistant who has no idea what the fuck is going on. i just got home 20 minutes ago and have to head back into work in 6 hours.

but this makes it all better.




it must be near labor day cause i feel like i'm in labor.
posted by scarnsworth at 6:44 PM

 
This is our sister site.
posted by kenniebloggins at 4:23 PM

 
I pretty much stayed drunk from 7:00 p.m. Friday until about 5:00 a.m. Sunday morning. I mean, I wasn't drinking that whole time, but I was never either not drinking, not hung over or not going to a wedding or something. I keep forgetting to buy Drano for my shower, which is a totally bad idea, maybe my worst recent idea since I wastedly decided to start gambling in Vegas at 4:30 a.m. on my final night in town. Here is a quick 5 of what I've been up to lately.
1: Harry's Pig Shop, Homewood Hills Shopping Center, Athens. I ate there Saturday night for the second time ever. For some strange reason, I've been drawn on both occasions to the more Mexi-friendly menu options. I ordered the pulled hen quesadilla and was extremely pleased. Last visit, I had the tofu nachos, which were great, but a little repetitive by the end of the meal.
2: Decatur: I decided last night after trying to park near the Square for like 15 minutes before finally finding a space that Decatur officially semi-blows. Granted, I like some of the places I've been in Decatur, and there are good restaurants and bars and whatnot- The Brick Store and Leon's, of recent times, but it's pretty inconvenient to anything in quite a few ways. Plus, if you are around Oakhurst, there are always these weird looking women who are about my age wearing clogs and shit and looking like they just escaped from a Michelle Malone concert about 15 years ago. So, I'm pretty relieved that I decided to not move to Decatur.
3: Hung: I am really enjoying the first season, though I'm not quite sure how the momentum will carry through future seasons.
4: H2 vs Final Destination: Who wants to see these back-to-back with me?
5: Kenny Loggins' "Meet Me Halfway" from the Over the Top soundtrack. I think this may be my total focus jam of the final few days of summer.
That's all for now!
sinc,
bloggins, gent.
posted by kenniebloggins at 10:54 PM

 

posted by scarnsworth at 9:20 PM

 
Honestly, although musically awful, I find brokenCYDE fascinating. I kind of, um, feel what they're going for while I'm living here. After dj (mezzyeclipse) alerted me, I've been completely dumbfounded by that band's stellar shittiness. All I can think of is if DJ Assault wrote a song called "Coke and Meth" and that would be brokenCYDE. Here's a vid, scarny.
posted by kenniebloggins at 5:04 AM

 
electric!


posted by scarnsworth at 9:14 PM

 
this is so fucking insane.

not as insane as machine guns at obama rallies.. but still


posted by scarnsworth at 8:18 PM

 
I spent Tuesday night trying not to fall asleep during Moon which was probably the worst waste of two hours since the time I read all 400 plus comments in The Flagpole regarding the East Side Five Star Day Owner's idiotic complaint about Athens restaurant owners. I saw it at The Plaza on Ponce with my friend, and she said she didn't enjoy it either. Instead of wasting $17 on a worthless piece of Sci-fi drivel, we could have seen Tenement (aka Slaughter in the South Bronx) for free as a part of Splatter Cinema. Check the trailer below. It seems to have everything an 80s vigilante movie has to offer- murders, gangs, prostitutes and even a death by refrigerator. Enjoy!


I'm still kicking my own ass for not going to see this instead!
posted by kenniebloggins at 11:16 PM

 
holy shit

what a day.....................



a poem by PIMP C:

I just spent 60 G's
On a brand new Eldo-reeze:
Black-on-black, drop top 'lac;
Northstar fifth wheel on back.
Sometimes I feel like Lil' Ke
When my trunk steady hummin'
Had to leave my bitch
'Cause I fell in love with my chrome-plated woman.
I love my wood wheel Grant,
'84 Cadillacs that slant,
Slowed-down Screw tapes that knock,
Blowin' on Green private stock.
Bitch, I don't eat hamhock,
Try 20-ounce Angus beef.
Hangin' with young niggas, that pack big triggas,
'N got big-ass diamonds off in they teeth.
posted by scarnsworth at 6:07 PM

 
It's electro Sunday at Oceanchum HQ South...

Here are a few rare numbers that you most likely won't hear on an Old School Sunday hip hop show, but these tracks pack a serious punch. First, here's a Sorcery track from 1984 that's very Egyptian Loverish, though a little bit messier overall. Next, here's Jam (It's Time) from Matrix in 1988. Pretty late on the electro craze, but the vocoder and scratching are top-line. And finally, Maurice's Starr's "Electric Funky Drummer" from 1984. Yes, that is the same Maurice Starr, the founder/creator/ producer/manager of New KIds on The Block. This track is really great. Thanks go out to reealfreshblog and stretchinout for posting these to youtube for our enjoyment.

Time to go work on my pop-lock game.
Happy Sundays,
bloggins, gent
posted by kenniebloggins at 1:39 PM